About the Mad Writer

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Jeff is the author of the critically unacclaimed “Nobody Wants To Read My Crap.” This unpublished collection of pithiful short stories explores the full range of human emotion from anger to pissed off to rage. Some of his earlier unpublished works includes the Shrewberry award-winning “Stupidification of America: How Fox News Makes the Outrageous Seem Normal,” and his memoir, “If I Only Had A Brain: Growing Up In America.”

Jeff is also a devout Jewish Cartesian. Like all Cartesians, Jewish Cartesians believe that the only thing you can know for certain is that you ‘think,’ therefore you exist (cogito ergo sum).  Jewish Cartesians take this to a new level. For them, “I kvetch, therefore I am,” is the bedrock of all existence and certainty in the world.

Talk To The Author

Feel free to leave your poorly worded comments at The Mad Writer’s Facebook page or on his Twitter page/profile. If words are not your thing, you may want to visit Jeff’s Instagram thang where you can look at pretty pictures and leave comments that he will readily ignore.

 

Letters from Our Readers

 

Dear Jeff,

How come I can’t leave no comments on your stuff?

Signed,

Miffed in Michigan

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Dear Miff,

I’m not interested in your version of the truth. But if you insist on sharing it with me, then go to the Facebook page and leave your comment there. I’ll ignore it. But at least you’ll feel that your precious voice has not been squelched.

Jeff


Dear Jeff,

Your arrogance pisses me off. If I ever met you on the street, I’d punch you in the nose.

Signed,

Pissed in Port Washington

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Dear Piss,

Piss off.

Jeff


Dear Jeff,

I’m surprised you are bothering with this blog stuff. It’s passé. Old hat. Deader than a doornail. Nobody reads this stuff anymore.

Signed,

Hipster in Williamsburg

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Dear Hip,

It’s not completely dead since, obviously, you’re reading it.

Jeff