It’s time to put the comedy to rest. No more Trump hair tousling. No more Political Family Feud. The 2016 Presidential Election is 34 days away. We need to get serious. We need to stay serious. Let’s not laugh our way into an authoritarian dictatorship run by a sociopath. Let’s stay focused. We can go back to comedy on November 9th, then on November 10th, we can talk about how to move President Clinton closer to Bernie Sanders’ territory.
Here’s the formula for getting serious for 30 days.
- We engage in a violent overthrow of all hashtags dealing with cats, Trump’s hair, Melania, Putin, the Kardashians, Princess Di, and the Illuminati.
- We use a new set of hashtags (see below) from now till election day. Our motto will be: “I’ll give you these hashtags when you pry them from my cold, dead Twitter/Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Reddit account, unless it’s November 10 and then you can do whatever you want with them.”
Hashtags for the Violent Overthrow of Comedy for 30 Days