They’ve just announced the topics for the first presidential debate.
- How crooked is Crooked Hillary?
- If Trump is elected president, will the United States grow tired of four straight years of winning?
- Will the world be safer if Slovenia becomes a nuclear power?
- Should Melania be in charge of education, the environment, and the treasury, or just education and the treasury?
- If more women dressed like Melania, wouldn’t that be great?
- Ivanka, Ivanka, Ivanka.