A Quick Sh*t

Holy sh*t.

Check out that sh*t.

What kind of sh*t is that?

Are you sh*tting me?

You must think I’m a dumb sh*t.

You’re full of sh*t.

Don’t give me that sh*t.

I don’t give a sh*t what you think.

You’re a sh*thead.

Don’t hand me that sh*t.

I don’t put up with sh*t like that.

If I have to listen to your sh*t one more time, I’ll just sh*t.

Did you read this list? It’s pure sh*t.

The writer doesn’t know sh*t from shinola.

There’s obvious sh*t that’s missing.

Maybe the writer has sh*t for brains.

At least this list is better than the other sh*t he’s written.

Bet you a ten-pound sack of sh*t that the next list he creates will be called “A Quick F*ck.”

Oh sh*t. That would be funny.

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