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Humor: Headlines I’d Like To Read

The death of Antonin Scalia has stirred my imagination. Here are some news clips from the future.

Bush Family Trip Ends in Disaster” – A plane carrying the entire Bush family crashed somewhere in the Andes. Satellite photos have located the wreckage. No survivors were found.

Clinton Emails Reveal Secret Deal With Castro” – Among the millions of released, and redacted emails, one in particular stands out. Former Sec’y of State Hillary Clinton brokered a deal to send Marco Rubio and family back to Cuba.

The Mounties Get Their Man” – The trail went cold. Then someone slipped. It was a turn of phrase, something that only the Calgary Killer would know. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police contacted the U.S. Justice Department, and late last night the extradition order was signed. Ted Cruz, the Calgary Killer, was arrested and is on his way to Canada.

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